Monday, February 21, 2011

Ode to the Biebs

 Biebs is the best. His talent is mind boggling and he has a stage presence that makes the Queen weak at the knees. And can you believe he's only twelve? So much accomplished for a child star.

You see, he has something so many musicians don't have, nice hair. But to the Biebs everything comes naturally. He has both charm and charisma (p.s. those are the same thing). But more importantly, he is a gentleman and a scholar, as proved below. So this is my ode to Justin Bieber. Yes, I caught the Bieber train, and while I was on that train I caught Bieber Fever from the guy sitting next to me and died singing, "I was like, baby, baby, baby, OH!"

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Dearest Dave Wallace

 February 4, 2011  

 Dearest Dave Wallace, 
         Why are you so famous now? Question: if I gave you a hug would I catch whatever disease you have that brought you to sudden fame and glory? What's it like to be on international television? Okay, so it was the local news, but still, if the whole world happened to be in Victoria then you WOULD be televised internationally, or, which is more likely, if every nationality were represented in Victoria (which it pretty much is) and happened to be watching the local news, then called all their family in far away countries, it would be pretty much synonymous with international television.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

You Win... Special Snack!

Yay! I won!!! Yesterday I got a present in the mail from Luna and Larry, the maker's of Coconut Bliss. I had submitted a post, Cocowhat?, to their "Share Your Bliss" contest in November last year and... victory! Okay so I'm pretty sure a large group of people were chosen, possibly every single person who entered, regardless of quality, but I am going to pretend that I am special.

Yay! I'm special!!! What does it feel like to be a winner? Well when I was a little girl I won a coloring contest with a rec center and I colored that Easter bunny so good it was like he was ALIVE, which was possibly the only time I had ever been acknowledged for my amazing skills. Until now! So, both these experiences taken into consideration, victory feels like awesome in a tub of ice-cream made from coconut milk...