Monday, February 21, 2011

Ode to the Biebs

 Biebs is the best. His talent is mind boggling and he has a stage presence that makes the Queen weak at the knees. And can you believe he's only twelve? So much accomplished for a child star.

You see, he has something so many musicians don't have, nice hair. But to the Biebs everything comes naturally. He has both charm and charisma (p.s. those are the same thing). But more importantly, he is a gentleman and a scholar, as proved below. So this is my ode to Justin Bieber. Yes, I caught the Bieber train, and while I was on that train I caught Bieber Fever from the guy sitting next to me and died singing, "I was like, baby, baby, baby, OH!"

So, now that it is firmly established that I am a Belieber, let me just say, I can't wait to see his new movie, IN THEATRES NOW!

Whoops, false alarm. Here it is for real now. You can tell it's legit by the serious striving for excellence that comes across in the trailer. For the record, Bieber says about his film, "People didn't really know. They didn't understand that I've been playing music ever since I was born and it's always been in me. And this movie is really going to show that I'm not just some packaged thing that some A&R put together. It was actually just me living my dream and just making music."

Just for your reading pleasure, here are the lyrics to "Never Say Never," featuring the famous JSmith aka Will Smith's son. I hope you find it as inspiring as I did and that you take as much as you can from it.
See I never thought that I could walk through fire. / I never thought that I could take the burn. / I never had the strength to take it higher, / Until I reached the point of no return. / And there's just no turning back, / When your hearts under attack, / Gonna give everything I have, / It's my destiny.

(Chorus) I will never say never! (I will fight) / I will fight till forever! (make it right) / Whenever you knock me down, / I will not stay on the ground. / Pick it up... / And never say never.

I never thought I could feel this power. / I never thought that I could feel this free. / I'm strong enough to climb the highest tower. / And I'm fast enough to run across the sea. / And there's just no turning back, / When your hearts under attack, / Gonna give everything I have, / Cause this is my destiny.
Here we go!/ Guess who? / JSmith and Jb! / I gotcha lil bro. / I can handle him. / Hold up, aight? / I can handle him.

Now he's bigger than me, / Taller than me. / And he's older than me, / And stronger than me./ And his arms a little bit longer than me. / But he ain't on a JB song with me! / I be trying to chill / They be trying to side with a thrill. / No pun intended, was raised by the power of Will. / Like Luke with the force, when push comes to shove. / Like Kobe in the 4th, ice water for blood. (let's go)

Try to be the best, and yes we're the flyest. / Like David and Goliath, / I conquered the giant. / So now I got the world in my hand, / I was born from two stars / So the moon's where I land.

I'm gone.
(Chorus... again)

This is what I got from this song:
  • Justin Bieber can walk through fire (but not through glass, FYI).
  • He is only twelve but he has had multiple heart attacks.
  • It's his destiny.
  • He's really, really strong and climbs towers in his off time.
  • He's really, really fast, and can run on water like Dash from The Incredibles ...or Jesus.
  • Bieber's probably on drugs and his good friend JSmith who is also twelve has to be his accountability partner.
  • JSmith is a jedi knight.
  • They have read their Bibles.
  • They think they have the world in their hands and are very arrogant.
  • They are going on a trip to the moon.

Memorable quotes:
        "I think older people can appreciate my music because I really show my heart when I sing, and it's not corny."
        "I also try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me candy, which I'm not allowed to eat 'cause my mom says it might be poisonous."
        Robert Pattinson as a wingman: "Robert says his hair is a great ice-breaker so maybe we can go up to girls and be like, ‘Do you wanna touch our hair?’ How about that for an opening line?" 
        On US politics: "I'm not sure about the parties, but whatever they have in Korea, that's bad."
Luv u 4ever, Justin. Luv u 4ever.

UPDATE: I have been informed about another must-see and have included in below. I think you will find it especially heartwarming and judicial.

1 comment:

  1. It is imperative that you also see this video!